How smart should you have to be?

If you can't set a digital clock, please don't use the self checkout.

If you have trouble discerning 'less than' and 'greater than', please avoid the express checkout lane.

If you have trouble understanding your checkbook register, please don't get a membership card to your grocery store.

(Sorry for the rant but I keep getting stuck behind the same people at the grocery checkout.)

So, what do you do...

when the tech guy's computer's hard drive fails? should his computer be a higher priority?

Yep, she's a girl!

(Trying to get Katrina to sleep last night.... She was crying... I was doing what I could to console her.)

K: Daddy! I'm not sleepy!
Me: Are you hurt?
K: No!
Me: Are you sad?
K: No!
Me: Well, why are you crying?
K: I'm crying for fun!